Hetfield The Cat!

Hi, it's been a while. I got a new thing I'm working on. Without further ado, I give you: Hetfield the Cat.

Enjoy it now before Metallica and/or Jim Davis send a cease and desist letter! See the fun on tumblr or Facebutt. I don't come here much often.

And yes, Danziggy is still going strong, also on tumblr and Facebutt.

Dig!

Danziggy has to wait before doing his horror business!

Danziggy found a cheaper alternative for his lawn service!

Prime directive: burn and rake!

Oh, by the way, I have several months of Danziggys to post here over the next few weeks since I've been slacking. Apparently people still come here rather than Facebook for the laffs.

Danziggy went overboard makeing apple pies for the 4th!

Danziggy has some home maintenance done.

Last Caress Roofing and Siding are very pushy about their invoicing.

Danziggy is in Hybrid Donuts...

Danziggy goes out to grill tonight!

He'll give the steak one last caress of marinade to keep it juicy.

Danziggy enjoys a cool treat on a warm summer day!

Snow cones like this never last!

Danziggy is still working on his New Year's resolution...

He'll be slimming down again.

Chicago Zine Fest & Danziggy 5: blackacidevilsfoodcake!

Hey folks, I have a table at the Chicago Zine Fest tomorrow, Saturday March 15th. It's at at the Conaway Center, Columbia College, 1104 S. Wabash, Chicago, IL from 11 am to 6 pm. I'll be at table 189. I tried for table 138 but it didn't work out! 

Also, I'll have Danziggy 5: blackacidevilsfoodcake available for the first time here!

I'll put it up on the Etsy and drop off some copies at Quimby's later next week, too.

If You Wanna Find Health With Danziggy, He Can Show You What It's Like!

Danziggy Will Be Seeing You... When Svelte!

Those New Year's resolutions are hard to keep up with.

A Very Special Very Late Danziggy Antichristmas!

Oh, hello there! Danziggy sends you some very late antichristmas greetings!

Danziggy celebrates orthodox antichristmas, so this is only 20 days late.

Danziggy Covers His Face When He Walks By!

That was the advice from his witch doctor, anyway...

Danziggy Found Burning Bargains Hanging From Poles!

He remembered Walgreens!

Peehole #12 - Danziggy IV!

Hey, I finished Peehole number twelve, Danziggy IV! Apparently, the official title of the fourth Danzig album is Danzig 4p, referring to some kind of satanic cult, but the album cover doesn't say anything like that and no one refers to it by that name. So instead of making a pun on that, I came up with something generally funny. Here is the cover:

 

I dropped off a stack at Quimby's this afternoon and updated my Etsy site for the first time in a long time. If you live in Chicago, get them at Quimby's, because Quimby's is awesome and deserve more support than some website. Buy things from me, my cats are hungry!

Danziggy Found His Dream Home!

Danziggy Has His House Ready for Trick-Or-Treaters!

He'll have to move that pile of bricks out of the yard so the kids don't trip on it!

Danziggy Has Fried Egg Moments!

Danziggy's Got Some Goddamn Smelly Bad Breath!