Danziggy Thinks the TSA is from Mars!

The TSA agent is from Mars, and he don't care!

He wants, he needs a plane ticket!

Danziggy Gives His Bread One Last Caress!

One sweet bread, one last caress!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 1.5!

This would be part 9 of the Danziggy Gone Fishin' Chronicles, but it wouldn't be in chronological order, and it wouldn't be a chronicle if it were not chronological.

That bait is bred right in a bucket of bone meal.

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 8!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 7!

The Danziggy gone fishin' chronicles continue!

Pike-o 78? I got nothin...

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 6!

The Danziggy gone fishin' chronicles continue!

Danziggy don't wanna eat here with no London broil!
He don't wanna eat here with no British smelt neither!

EDIT: I just realized, I been doing this Danziggy thing for over a year now! I was expecting it to be a stupid one-off, or perhaps two-off, type thing. Instead, I got 54 panels of stupid drawn up. Hopefully someone has been entertained.

Show at Cole's, Saturday!

Taking a break from the Danziggy fishing chronicles to inform you that I am playing a show at Cole's Bar tomorrow, August 4th.  2338 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago IL, 60647, in the heart of beautiful ironically mustachioed Logan Square. Free admission! Sorry for the late notice, I was a late addition to the show.


The line-up is:

Jimmy Two Hands


Nana Zabic

Erin Edmister and Three Tons

Horse King  

I'll be starting the night off at 9:30. Dig!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 5!

When Danziggy catches trout, he catches cutthroat!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 4!

Danziggy has more problems with his bait breeder!

I recycle jokes because it is good for the environment. Green hell!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 3!

Danziggy never tried fly fishing before, so he was a guinea pig with human hands and feet.

He got the fly with ten cent price!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 2!

Danziggy has some kinda hate for his bait shop!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin'!

Danziggy has some fishing choices to make.

Caffeinated Compilation IV!

So I have this track on the Caffeinated Recordings Compilation IV.



Vendetta! It is not a true story, I just like murder ballads. There are 22 more awesome tracks on this compilation, and also check out the awesome artwork, done by my awesome wife!

This is the second time Caffeinated has put me in their compilation. Here's last year's contribution!



Eventually these will go on an actual album from me, all in due time.

Danziggy's Garden Has Not Handled the Heat Very Well!

Sorry to recycle a joke from the last post, but this needed its own comic. Christ it's hot outside.

Danziggy Works in His Garden!

Not all of his vegetables made it, though. Texas is the reason that the lettuce is dead!

Danziggy Speaks with a Neighborhood Mother!

He told her this in 1988, and again in 1993, but she didn't understand.

Sandwich Family Drama!

I been doodling. Here's something new.

 

The rebellious years of adolescent sandwichry are a difficult time.

CAKE Chicago Reminder!

Friendly reminder to the few readers and many spambots who frequent my site, I'm at CAKE Chicago tomorrow and Sunday, and in a new development, I will have a small edition of 100 or so mini-mini-comics for free. Everything else is not for free still, because money can be exchanged for goods and services, which I use on a regular basis.

Danziggy hired a personal trainer!

He has been eating too much cake lately.

CAKE Chicago! (and a bonus Daniziggy!)

I will be doing the Chicago Alternative Comics Expo (CAKE), June 16 and 17, 2012, at Columbia College, Ludington Building, 1104 S Wabash, Chicago, Illinois!  Hours are 11 am to 6 pm, both days, and totally free to the public.  For my very few regular readers and the many Russian spambots who visit this site, you may notice that this is the same place the Chicago Zinefest was located. It is on the 8th floor, too; however, I will be on the opposite side of the building. Table 40 to be exact. Stop by and say hi! And buy my silly-books so I may feed my cats! Here is a map!  And here is the poster!

Poster by Laura Park.

(edit - I just realized I have one of her comics from three years ago. Is awesome!)

I am not debuting anything this time around, unless I get crazy cracking right now. But I have been working! Behold, Danziggy is irritated with his witch doctor and receptionist: