Danziggy Wishes You A Happy Beaster!

Fake blood makes a much better dye than Paas.

Danziggy's on the Wrong Side of History!

Danziggy was protesting at the Supreme Court today...

Danziggy Has A Facebook Page!

No, I don't have a comic for this, Danziggy actually does have a Facebook page, since no one reads my fuckin' blog anyway. I'll be adding the old comics a few at a time to not overwhelm everyone's hunger for stupid, but he'll still have a home here. After all, I draw the l'il bastard anyway.

Since a plain text post ain't much fun, here's a t-shirt/movie idea for anyone who actually reads this crap. Enjoy!

 

Dig.

Danziggy seeks religious advice!

He may be about to see the light...

I had some free time to put this together at zinefest. Dig!

Danziggy Is Lost!

Since Zinefest officially starts tomorrow, I have a new Danziggy comic for you. Danziggy lost his mother in the mall, so he went to the information kiosk for help!

I hope he doesn't have to look until he's bleeding!
 

Peehole #10: Voids!

With Zinefest right around the corner, I have a brand new minicomic ready! Peehole #10, Voids, will be first available this Saturday at my table at Chicago Zinefest. It is actually a set of two minicomics (very mini indeed, at 2.5" wide by 2" tall) made up of post-it note drawings from work. These are different than the post it note drawings from Peehole #1, as the folks at work knew of my activities and actively encouraged me to make them.

See, when an old file was to be sent to the archives and replaced with a new file, both files were sent to the secretary, with a post-it note on the old file saying "void", so that she would know to send it to the inactive section. I got bored and drew little pictures on mine. Here are two examples:

 

When I left that job, she scanned the ones she saved and sent me the files. There were about 60 I was able to clean up enough to be recognizable. Since I could not fit all of these into one tiny minicomic, I made two, which I'll have available as a set. The covers look like so:


Nice and spartan, just like my other work based drawings. This will probably be the last of my post-it-notes-from-work comics, because my current job is way too busy to give me time to doodle anything worthwhile.

Dig!

Chicago zine fest 2013!

So I am doing the Chicago Zine Fest again this year, Saturday March 9! It's the same location as last year, in the Conaway Center, Columbia College, 1104 S. Wabash. I'm on the top floor again, in Table 62b. I'm expecting to have a new comic ready and printed out in time for the exhibition.

Dig!

Thundersnow and other news!

I've been slacking while things have been happening. First of all, the PRF Thundersnow winter getaway occurred and my performance was a rousing success. Perhaps a youtube video will pop up sometime. My post-perfomance performance was not so successful. Instead of discussing these matters, I made a pictorial history.

 

Secondly, I finally posted a new EP to bandcamp, which I have called Dutch Courage. Recorded at Caffeinated Recordings in December 2010 and 2011, and I have been sitting on it for no reason. So, here it is!

I'm offering it for free right now. Maybe someday I will want to have extra cheese on my Whopper value meal and will charge money for it, maybe I won't. Anyhoo, dig.

Peehole #9: Danziggy III How The Gods Grill!

Peehole #9 is out! The ever-continuing saga of the trials and tribulations of Danziggy forges onward with the volume Danziggy III, How The Gods Grill! The issue will hit the newsstands this weekend, just in time for Christmas shopping. Unfortunately, I missed Black Friday by a week, but with Danziggy, every Friday is Black Friday!

Dig!

Danziggy Thinks the TSA is from Mars!

The TSA agent is from Mars, and he don't care!

He wants, he needs a plane ticket!

Danziggy Gives His Bread One Last Caress!

One sweet bread, one last caress!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 1.5!

This would be part 9 of the Danziggy Gone Fishin' Chronicles, but it wouldn't be in chronological order, and it wouldn't be a chronicle if it were not chronological.

That bait is bred right in a bucket of bone meal.

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 8!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 7!

The Danziggy gone fishin' chronicles continue!

Pike-o 78? I got nothin...

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 6!

The Danziggy gone fishin' chronicles continue!

Danziggy don't wanna eat here with no London broil!
He don't wanna eat here with no British smelt neither!

EDIT: I just realized, I been doing this Danziggy thing for over a year now! I was expecting it to be a stupid one-off, or perhaps two-off, type thing. Instead, I got 54 panels of stupid drawn up. Hopefully someone has been entertained.

Show at Cole's, Saturday!

Taking a break from the Danziggy fishing chronicles to inform you that I am playing a show at Cole's Bar tomorrow, August 4th.  2338 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago IL, 60647, in the heart of beautiful ironically mustachioed Logan Square. Free admission! Sorry for the late notice, I was a late addition to the show.


The line-up is:

Jimmy Two Hands


Nana Zabic

Erin Edmister and Three Tons

Horse King  

I'll be starting the night off at 9:30. Dig!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 5!

When Danziggy catches trout, he catches cutthroat!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 4!

Danziggy has more problems with his bait breeder!

I recycle jokes because it is good for the environment. Green hell!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 3!

Danziggy never tried fly fishing before, so he was a guinea pig with human hands and feet.

He got the fly with ten cent price!

Danziggy: Gone Fishin' 2!

Danziggy has some kinda hate for his bait shop!